University: ______________________
To: Professor_____________________
From: __________________________

I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from
______ to _______ for the following reasons:
__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.
__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:
__Medical School
__Graduate School
__Dental School
__My Fraternity/Sorority
__The Mickey Mouse Club
__Tri County Tech
__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in: _______________.
__5. I'll lose my scholarship.
__6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your
__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not
cover the material asked for on the exam.
__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.
__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about
general principles.
__10. You are prejudiced against:
__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my
__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the
following illness:
__broken baby finger
__acute alcoholism
__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted
that done.
__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
__16. The lectures were:
__too detailed to pick out important points
__not explained in sufficient detail
__too boring
__all jokes and not enough material
__all of the above
__17. This course was:
__too early, I was not awake.
__at lunchtime, I was hungry
__too late, I was tired
__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper)
for this course.
__19. Other__________________________________

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