so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle
And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes...
Lion Jokes
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The man and the giraffe start drinking. Being a...
"Ay yo Lion! You coward! Come on out and fight me!", yells the rabbit,
standing outside the lions cave. There is no r...
Have fun reading. This one's a long one.
There's this guy in Florida, and he finds out t...
The Zookeeper and the Giraffe.
One day a young zookeeper was working the night...
What's yellow and smells like a zebra?
Lion vomit.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
The Zebras stripes (long Joke)
Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his ...
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...
The man and the giraffe drink shots back and fo...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
He orders a beer for himself, and one for the g...
What do you call a reptile...?
What do you call a reptile who says "But Coward...
A man walks in a bar with a giraffe..
A man walks in a bar with a giraffe..
He goes ...
(OC) one I thought up this morning
What did the vegetarian lion say before going h...
A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant
and orders two beers. After a few hours and a f...
Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?
Because they just kept lion around!
Heart of a lion
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifeti...
Tortoises's Birthday
All the animals in the jungle were gathered to ...
Great joke to make fun of any profession that is hard to get a job in
I'll be using a musician, since I'm a frustrate...
A man out of work...
...sees an opening at the zoo. The head zookeep...
A man was being chased in the woods by a lion who was going to eat him...
He ran his hardest, but the lion was advancing ...
the difference between a vacuum and a ...
these are some horrible jokes but anyways what ...
A lion would never cheat on his wife...
But a Tiger Wood.