So the Lion from the Chronicles of Narnia is talking to the kids. As he's talking to them the witch starts to come over and asks them what they're talking about. The lion responds "Narnia, Narnia business!"
I made up this joke in highschool... it got a few chuckles.
Edit: Narnia sounds like, none of your
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