Food and Country

Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food.
I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece.
Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour.
I found Iraq of pork chops but there was Norway I could eat them all.
The Romanian ingredients where some Belize pepper and a Canada best soup I could ever find. Can you Bolivia it?
I Cyprus the urge of buying some Fiji Water.
I Haiti the fact that bottled water leaves a Denmark in the environment.
My friend, the Seargent Tina, decided to join me in my quest for the ultimate food fest.
She suggested cooking some Japan-seared Tuna,
but that Kuwait for a moment.
Our friend Chad also came. I told him to bring his acoustic Qatar. We Singapore song after other while we Polish the silverware and clean the China.
We prepared some Cuba libres, as well as a drink consisting of Jamaica flower and Malta Whiskey.
I think is our best Croatian yet!
My friends Sudan-ly had Togo.
Once I was Finnish with my cooking, I enjoyed thoroughly my meal. It was so Yemen!
I'm Ghana repeat this meal some time in the future.
To be honest, I Benin ignoring quality food for some time.
I'm Thai-red of eating only Seoul Food, but those days are Gabon!
I've been Peru-sing my choices lately, so Angola look for better recipes. Israel hard to find good food in my city.
I Congo for days and days looking, Bhutan no avail. Kenya'll understand what am I saying?
Syria'sly I'm running out of puns, although I'm sure there are a Brazil-lion of them.
I hope this has been India-ring to all of you.
I hope it hasn't been a Spain to read.
Probably I'll try later to find Samoa phrases!

Fin (land)

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