Actual Q's and A's on Family Fued
Q: Something in the garden thats green?
A: A ...
Leopard Jokes
Dog vs. Leopard at Safari
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...
Animal Trickery
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...
What did the tiger say to the leopard at the poker game?
You better not be a cheetah
A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree
and a cougar can carry something half her age t...
There was once this Apache Indian
There was once this Apache Indian who had 3 squ...
Why couldn't the leopard play
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?...
Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?
He was a cheetah.
The dog & the leopard
A man decided to go on a safari. He took his fa...
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
But he was spotted.
Confessional booth
Less common than we'd like to see in Northern I...
A husband and wife are on safari in Africa
They see an antelope wander under a tree, when ...
What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
So...
A leopard cub gets in trouble at school
So this leopard cub, at cat school, gets in tro...
Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the trut...
A young hippie boy is curious about his heritage
So he asks his mom "why is big brother's name d...
The Philosophical Defense Mechanism
The leopard crouches to pounce the gazelle.
Th...
I spotted a jaguar earlier today,
Now it looks like a leopard.
The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, a...
Why did the leper chase the leopard?
Because she wanted the D.
(I dreamed this jok...
Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
The old dog, the leopard and the monkey
An old dog got lost in the savanna... Noticing ...
Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rar...
Google in the 80s
"I'm sorry, did you mean to search for *Deaf Le...