They see an antelope wander under a tree, when PLOP! A leopard drops down and tears right into it.
The husband shouts, "Honey! Did you see that cheetah?"
Their guide cuts in, "Oh, sir, that is actually a leopard."
"Really? How can you tell?"
"Cheetahs never plop, sir."
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