So he asks his mom "why is big brother's name dreamcatcher?" mom replies "when mommy and daddy made big brother, mommy looked up and saw a dreamcatcher on the ceiling and that's how we named him"
A few hours later, the young hippie boy walks up to his father and asks him "why is big sister's name Leopardheart?" the father replies " when mommy and daddy made big sister, daddy looked up and saw leopard-print hearts and that's how we named her. Why do you ask, Saggytits?"
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