Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Small town court scene


A small town prosecuting attorney called his f...

Other Things Mama Told Me...


Not to cuss.


Not to cohabitate.


Not to us...

Lawyers Brains


A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it...

Definition of "a shame"


What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "th...

Frustrated


A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's te...

Life Insurance Sales


Private Jones was assigned to the army inducti...

Degrees of the law


Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know ...

Feeling 12 Feet Under


Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet under ins...

Virgin


A mature woman was in the pastorial study coun...

An honest lawyer


An independent woman started her own business....

In Court


Q: Was it you or your brother that died in the...

Driveway


How many lawyers does it take to pave a drivew...

Lawyer hit by a car


A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the free...

Blind Skydiving


A blind man was describing his favorite sport ...

Blonde Horse Ride


This blonde had a near death experience the ot...

Roast


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...

Funny Limo Driver


A Cardiologist came up with a new operating pr...

Lawyer Stamps?


The US government is throwing away millions of...

Job seeking


A persistent job-seeker once appeared before P...

Tasty Lawyer?


The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are sta...

Curly Pubic Hair


Why is pubic hair curly?So you don't poke your...

Road-killed lawyer


Q: What's the difference between a road-killed...

Murder Conviction


A defendant was on trial for murder. There was...

The Old Man's Dying Wish


An old man was critically ill. Feeling that de...

Pact with Satan


An attorney was sitting in his office late one...