A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made
numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at the
judge's orders, and their tempers grew hot. Finally, frustrated with another
repetition of arguments he had heard many times before, the judge pointed to his
ear and said, "Counselor, you should be aware that at this point, what you are
saying is just going in one ear and out the other.""Your honor," replied the
lawyer, "That goes without saying. What is there to prevent it?"
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