Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in court
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Lawyers Jokes
Heart transplant
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant a...
Lawyers Dog
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?
A: So the blind can...
Discovery
Attorney General: Would the Court like me to p...
Lawyer and Drunk
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next t...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctor...
I must banish
THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to...
Excess billing hours
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates....
The teacher, the thief & the lawyer
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the...
Funeral Arrangements
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office...
A law firm receptionist answered
A law firm receptionist answered the phone the...
Washing Machine
What is the difference between a washing machi...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you save a drowning lawyer?
Take your...
Two kinds
There are two kinds of lawyers -- those who kn...
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, w...
Lawyer One Liners #2
** How many lawyers does it take to change a l...
Rich lawyer
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United...
Defense Lawyer
When a person assists a criminal in breaking t...
Bad Joke Dont Read
A nun walks out of a church and sees two littl...
Law school graduation gift
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from La...
The Handicapped Lawy
Did you know that lots of lawyers put copies o...
Nothing but the truth
Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his ...
Lawyer and a Doctor (Impaired of Hearing)
A lawyer and a doctor (both impaired of hearin...
three questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquir...