Roast

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
The butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor.
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.


Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for
the cost of the meat?"


The lawyer replied, "Of course! How much was the roast?"
The butcher replied, "$7.98."


A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
Legal Consultation Service: $150.