Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Steep


A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquir...

Plumber


A pipe bursts in a lawyer�s house, so he calls...

Replacing lab rats with lawyers


The National Institute of Health (NIH) announc...

747 full of lawyers


Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 74...

Lawyer and sperm


Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common...

i know him


A small town prosecuting barrister called his ...

bad advice


Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one d...

Cunning Plan


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

Show me the money


Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law...

Burried 10 feet under


Q: Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?...

How Far Was It?


At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses ...

What Did A Lawyer Name His ...


What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?
Sue!!

Lion, tiger, lawyer, elevator


Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, ...

Thrifty Lawyer


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...

No Lawyers


In Bakersfield, California, developers of the ...

Jury fixing


Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on hi...

$100,000


A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, s...

Who Gets the Toy


The father of five children won a toy at a raf...

Honest Lawyer


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

Basketball player


Q: Why did they throw the tall basketball play...

Car Thief


Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes B...

Garbage Can


When a lawyer dies how come he has only 2 pall...

Grandmas Dead


"Do you believe in life after death?", the bos...

Drowning lawyer


Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A:...

Sneaky Lawyer


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...