A pipe bursts in a lawyer�s house, so he calls a plumber.
The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and hands the lawyer a bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaims, �This is ridiculous! I don�t even make that much as a lawyer!�
The plumber replies sympathetically, �Neither did I when I was a lawyer.�
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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