Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Contract Lawyers


How many contract lawyers does it take to chan...

Promotion


An attorney telephoned the governor just after...

Broke


What do you call an honest lawyer?
Broke.

Don't Mess with


Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your...

What is his occupation?


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Lawyer Priorities


In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls w...

Bury


Why don't lawyers lie on the beach?
Dogs woul...

18 Things Not To Say


18 things not to say to your pregnant wife.1. ...

buried in sand


What do you have when you bury six lawyers up ...

Apple a Day


There was a time when an apple a day kept the ...

Ebonic Lords Prayer


Big Daddy's Rap - The Lord's PrayerYo, Bid Dad...

Running over Lawyers


A truck driver used to amuse himself by runnin...

Natchitoches


Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. A...

What do you call 100 lawyers


Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom ...

tombstone


A mother and son were walking through a cemete...

Ooh... saw that one coming.


What's the difference between a dead dog in th...

Offer


What do you get when you cross the Godfather w...

I'm OK


An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a c...

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?


Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Three....

NASA Mars Mission


NASA was interviewing professionals they were ...

Clinton & The Puppie


Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when...

Three men crash their hot


Three men crash their hot air baloon into a tr...

The heart of the matter


A man who was having heart trouble went to the...

Lawyers give irrelevant information


Two women are on a transcontinental balloon vo...

Guess who?


A guy walks into a post office one day to see ...