A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that kind of steep?�
asked the man while dolling out the $50.00. "Yes," answered the lawyer, "what's
your third question?"
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