Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in court
Ques...
Lawyers Jokes
You won't go to jail
A man who had been caught embezzling millions ...
You Might Be a Lawyer if...
You are charging someone for reading these jok...
Terrorists attack
The terrorists have siezed the "Attorney Build...
Unreasonable bill
A client who felt his legal bill was too high ...
With a nurse
Attorney: Doctor, what treatment did you give ...
Settled the Case!
A young attorney, 'who had taken over his fath...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and ...
Space photography
The New York Times, among other papers, recent...
How to be annoying
*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like ...
Justice System
What is the worst thing about our justice syst...
Captains Red Shirt
Centuries ago when the Seas were ruled by pira...
A defendant
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums ...
Painfull Averies
Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gyneco...
Lawyer quickies 3
Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build...
The skunk
what do you say when a skunk comes to a court ...
That's a real bargain
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many peop...
Definition of ...
What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "th...
Lawyer Exchanges
Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers...
The Pretzel Lady
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street co...
The Lawyer and the D
An attorney was sitting in his office late one...
Lawyer Jokes
What's the only disadvantage to using lawyers ...
Cross-examined
An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he ...
Lawyer Lightbulb
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a li...
Lawyer One Liners #4
** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His...