Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

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Three paramedics were boasting about improveme...

A man accused of burglary


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Kissing the Frog


A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Bicycle


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should y...

Honest Lawyer


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

Judgment


The prostitute's lawyer addressed the court fi...

Cajun Home Birth


Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a ...

Excessive Demands


A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting ad...

Jury Trial


A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench tri...

TRUE


How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two ......

Catfish and lawyers


Q: What's the difference between a catfish and...

Lawyer quickies 1


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of ...

Lawyer's club


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club b...

Top Ten things that Sound Dirty in Law that Aren't


10. Have you looked through her briefs?


9. ...

Lawyer and a Plumber


A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called...

Burglary defence


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Common


Q. What do a lawyer and a prostitute have in c...

Lawyer is lying


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His ...

Outrun the Bear


Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted ...

Know When YOU'RE


Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exa...

Skid Marks


What is the difference between a dead dog in t...

Bill of Rights


Two Lawyers are arguing in court one day, and ...

Lawyers Brains


A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and i...

Wishes at law office


A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a p...

Moron Kid


After my 11 year old son did something really ...