Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers stinkin' up the place


Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a l...

Defiance


What is the difference between a rooster and a...

Crime Scene


There was something funny about the kidnapping...

Sounds dirty


Top ten things that sound dirty in law but are...

One day a Pope and


One day a Pope and a lawyer die. They arrive a...

Student debt


Applying for a job, the new lawyer was asked i...

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


IT WAS SO COLD THIS MORNING I SAW A LAWYER WIT...

Lawyer Lightbulb


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a li...

Home Distilled Liquo


Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-st...

Free Drinks in Idaho


A man from Idaho goes to New York City, on bus...

Motor Accident


A policeman arrives at the scene of an acciden...

Lawyers on the Beach


How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on ...

Corruption Trial


At the height of a political corruption trial,...

Optimist v Pessimist


An optimist sees the best in the world, while ...

Strong arm of the law


An investment counselor decided to go out on h...

An Honest Lawyer?


An investment counsellor went out on her own. ...

A junior partner


A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-a...

Lead In Your Pencil


The two female teens were discussing a news ar...

Charity contribution


An attorney was asked to make a contribution t...

In the courtroom...


A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd...

New Jersey Landfills vs. California Lawyers


Why does New Jersey have more landfills, and C...

Guilty?


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Liar


One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed do...

After surgery


As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesi...

Devil and lawyer


An attorney was sitting in his office late one...