Prospective Juror: Judge, I would like to be excused from jury duty because my
wife is about to become pregnant.
Attorney: Judge, he doesn't mean his wife is about to become pregnant;he means
she is about to deliver.
Judge: He may be excused. In either case he should be present.
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