Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Giving


The most successful lawyer in town had never m...

Gang of robbers


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club b...

One Hole Behind


A man had to go to a strange town to be the gu...

Shot duck


A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...

That's me


Attorney: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if ...

Lawyer and Sperm


What is the difference between a lawyer and a ...

Disorder in the Court


From a little book called "Disorder in the Cou...

What were you doing at that time?


Attorney: Do you know how far you are pregnant...

Lawyers Can't Add


An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were be...

Glass of Water


One night a father sent his kid to bed.Five mi...

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer. . .


A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. T...

Free advice at social affairs?


A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktai...

193 years old


A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates....

Judges Award


"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very car...

Lawyer Stamps


Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawy...

You wake him up


A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cros...

True Lawyer Statements


Amazing and true lawyer statements.
Lawyers t...

Job Hunting Dog


A sign was hung in an office window. It read:H...

Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:


Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...

...

$100,000


A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, s...

Lawyer and a Catfish


What's the difference between a lawyer and a c...

Do You Serve Lawyers


A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator ...

Bribing the juror


Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on hi...

Cold


It was so cold this morning that I even saw a ...

Buckle Up


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...