Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Contraception and lawyers


Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: ...

The lawyer who was too big to bury


Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who w...

The Pearly Gates


A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates....

What type of tracks?


Two lawyers were out hunting when they came up...

Traffic Court


A New York man was forced to take a day off fr...

Why does California have the


Why does California have the most attorneys, a...

A lawyer's dog, running about


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lin...

Dirty Nuns


Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle. The one i...

contract with the de


An attorney was sitting in his office late one...

Motor Accident


A policeman arrives at the scene of an acciden...

The Divorce...


A man was summoned to court for punching his l...

Methuselah


A prominent young lawyer died on his way to co...

Lawyers appeal


Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client�s c...

Talking to Me?


At the height of a political corruption trial,...

Excessive Demands


A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting ad...

Too critical to answer


Attorney: Was it you or your brother that was ...

No Great Loss


Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one clas...

The Brass Rat


A man walked into a curio store and was lookin...

The world's worst fate...


The world's worst fate: superglue $100 bills a...

Question


A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquir...

Were you driving?


Attorney: Were you alone in the car?
Witness:...

The Same Thing?


"Criminal lawer" is a redundancy!

Dirty taste...


Two tigers were stalking through the jungles o...

Bronze sculptures


A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique sh...

Sounds dirty


Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Are...