Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Valentine Cards


A guy walks into a post office one day to see ...

A Kind Lawyer?


One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back...

End of the discussion


Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a c...

How to win and influence people


A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums ...

A MISCALCULATION AT THE PEARLY GATES


Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45...

An Honest Lawyer?


An investment counsellor went out on her own. ...

Singled-celled lawyer


What's the difference between a lawyer and an ...

sleep in the barn


A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...

Experimenting on rats


At a convention of biological scientists one r...

The Pretzel Lady


A little old lady sold pretzels on a street co...

Doberman


What is black and brown and looks good on a la...

Up in Heaven


A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and ...

Jury: A collection of people


Jury: A collection of people banded together f...

light bulb


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a li...

Good start


What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of ...

Lawyers' word processor


Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word proc...

Wrestling with a pig


Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling wi...

Bad advice


"I hear you lost your court case. Did your law...

Dog Competition


There once was a dog show to determine the wor...

Oj simpson


QUESTION : what did oj simpson say after he wa...

First choice


Why does New Jersey have so many toxic waste d...

Lawyer on his deathbed


A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years b...

Fees


How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for...

COMMITMENT


The Marine 3-star general in charge of the joi...

Best Friends


After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date ...