A sign was hung in an office window. It read:Help wanted.Must type 70 words a minute.Must be computer literate.Must be bilingual.An equal opportunity employer.A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. Helooked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth,and walked into the manager'srs office, making it clear hewished to apply for the job.The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dogfor this job."The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunityemployer."So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it."The dog went off to the word processor and returned aminute later with the finished letter, perfectlyformatted.The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write acomputer program for it and run it."Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correctanswer.The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hireyou for this position. You've got to be bilingual."The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
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