Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Beware of the Dog


Upon entering a little country store, a strang...

Lawyer at beach


Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely...

School


The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his fathe...

Show me the money


Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law...

Dui?


Two drivers collided on a country road. One wa...

Fore!!


A golfer shot his tee over a hill and onto the...

Out on a limb


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Man Eats Light Bulbs


A little boy comes to his Mom one day and asks...

The Pearly Gates


A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates....

Lawyer and a prostitute?


Whats the difference between a lawyer and a pr...

10 Parenting Laws


1. The later you stay up, the earlier your chi...

3 times 4


A little girl takes the elevator on her way to...

Tasty Lawyer?


The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are sta...

Did he kill you?


Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says...

Ex-Wifes Lawyer


A law firm receptionist answered the phone the...

Lawyer & cat fish


What is the difference between a lawyer and a ...

Is there a way to thank you?


"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to ...

The Brass Rat


A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty...

History Paper


Mother:"How is your history paper coming along...

Degenerate


After his motion to surprises evidence was den...

Enough


A law firm receptionist answered the phone the...

Hungry Gator


A man walks into a bar with an alligator.


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A man was driving in his red when he saw a...


A man was driving in his red when he saw a old...

Two In One Grave?


A woman and her little girl were visiting the ...

You've changed my mind


Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, wil...