A Marriage Made In Heaven

A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their
wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiance
and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it
possible for people in heaven to get married?"


St. Peter replied, "I'll tell you what -- after you have gone through an
appropriate waiting period, we will talk about it again."


Five years pass and the couple still wanted to get married. They approached
St. Peter again, and he told them, "I'm sorry, I know that five years was a long
time to wait, but there's a problem. You'll have to wait a little bit longer."


Another five years pass, when St. Peter excitedly approached the couple. "Your
wait is over, and you may marry now. Thanks for your patience."
The couple got married.


Unfortunately, soon after the wedding, the couple realized that they were not
compatible. Going to see St. Peter, they asked if their was such a thing as
divorce in heaven. St. Peter gave them a cold stare, and said sternly, "Look, it
took us ten years to find a minister up here. Do you have any idea how long
it'll take to find a lawyer?"