A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said
"Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my
lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him
a few minutes in the crowd. . ."
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