A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize
costs. The statement included this item:"Was walking down the street and saw you
on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the
street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you.
--- $50.00."
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