Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late.The one who's been waiting asks his partner: "What kept you?""I ran over a Coke bottle and got a flat tire.""A Coke bottle in the road? Didn't you see it?""No, the kid had it under his coat."
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