After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's
home he handed him the bill. "Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?" cried
the attorney, "That's ridiculous! Why I'm an attorney and I don't charge that
much." "Funny," replied the electrician, "when I was an attorney, I didn't
either!"
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