Knock knock
Who's there?
Bob the interrupting cow with Tou...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Who's there?
Bob the interrupting cow with Tou...
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Who's There?
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Do you ya who?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Polish burgular.
FREEDOM RINGS
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
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**Who's there?**
You
**You who?**
Yoo hoo...
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
COWWHOBUNGA DUDE
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Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow...
Who there?
Control freak
Contro...
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I thought you said you'd never forget.
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-Knock Knock.
+Who's there?
-Smell Mop
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Bob
Bob who?
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