Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Who's there?

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Polish Joke anyone?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A Polish burgular.

Got this one from my nephew

Knock knock.

Who's there?

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Hoo who?

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Knock Knock

**Who's there?**
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**You who?**
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Who's there?

Cow.

Cow who?

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A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.

Knock knock.

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Knock Knock

Who there?

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Knock knock

Who's there?

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