Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's t...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's t...
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's t...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Open.
Open who?
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Knock, knock.
Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?
A: S...
Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock.
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Police"
"Polic...
Should get a no bell prize
But someone else has to start. Go
Knock Knock. Who's there?
Crimea
Crimea Who?...
nock nock.
whos there
dickey doo
dickey doo wh...
Okay, you start.
Because she had no arms.
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Knock Knock, w...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I have runnyeep
I h...
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"I am a pileup"
"I a...
Who's there?
Owls . . .
Owls who?
Yes they do
Two guys walk into a bar...
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop...
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She had no arms.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amnesia.
Amnesia w...
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Who's there?
Mike jones
Mike jones who?
Mik...