Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.
Who's t...

Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude]

Because she has no arms.


Knock knock.
Who's t...

This joke is funny only today.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Open.

Open who?

...

First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious.

Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: S...

Want to hear a knock-knock joke?

Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock.

knock knock! who's there?

i eat mop...


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Questionably funny

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Police"

"Polic...

Whoever invented knock knock jokes...

Should get a no bell prize

I have a great knock-knock joke

But someone else has to start. Go

A witticism of timely and international-political import.

Knock Knock. Who's there?

Crimea

Crimea Who?...

heres a knock knock joke for you knocks

nock nock.
whos there
dickey doo
dickey doo wh...

Why'd Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.
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Knock Knock, w...

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I have runnyeep

I h...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"I am a pileup"
"I a...

Knock knock

Who's there?
Owls . . .
Owls who?
Yes they do

Wana hear a knock knock joke?

Two guys walk into a bar...

You eat what (phonetic joke)?

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop...

Not so funny on the internet, but try these on your friends.

These are 2 options for knock knock jokes that ...

Why did Kelly fall off the swing?

She had no arms.


Knock Knock?

Who's there?

...

An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amnesia.

Amnesia w...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mike jones

Mike jones who?

Mik...