Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

The White Stripes

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Meg White's most c...

Neutrino Knock Knock Joke

Neutrino

Knock Knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Shoes there.
Must be the invisib...

Knock knock...

"Who's there"

"Ya mum"

There once was a girl named Sally with no arms..

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally"

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gays guys house.

Part 2: knock ...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Alzheimer's

Alzheimer's who?

To...

Insult Joke

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: Why...

Imagine William Shatner

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
- Genghis
-Genghis ...

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms.
Knock-knock!
"Who's t...

knock knock who there hop hop who

knock knock
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Knock knock anti-joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Adolf Hitler . . .

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the poof.


Knock Knock?

Who's there?

...

Knock Know 9/11

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I...

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America??

Because Freedom rings! Happy Birthday U.S!

Knock knock [Fixed]

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

... hehe

Chickens making knock knock jokes.

-Why did the chicken cross the road?


-Are you...

Knock knock

Who's there?
Owls. Owls who?
They certainly do

Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

"Dwayne."

"Dwayne who?"

"Dway...

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house

Knock knock?

Who'...

Sarah fell of the swing because she has no arms.....

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sarah!

Knock knock

Who's there?
Dewt dew de dew dew
Dewt dew do de...