Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock. Who's rhere?. 9/11. 9/11 Who?

You said you would never forget.

In honor of today, "Knock Knock..."

Whose there?

9-11.

9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D ...

I love this joke today

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

9/11

"9/11 who?...

knock knock

YOU: who's there
ME: I eat mop
YOU:______

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Knock knock?

Who's there?

King Tut

King Tut ...

Knock knock

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Dr Who.

WHICH Dr ...

Knock Knock...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No n...

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
S...

Knock Knock - Who's there? Joana.

Joana who?

I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall...

Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ...

Tyfe Who?

Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars ple...

The perfect knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat m...

Fan of anti jokes?

So I haven't seen any anti jokes here. Little b...

Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old

Knock knock

*Who's there?*

You

*[You who?](h...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Why?"

To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock k...

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Anna

Anna who?

Another good joke.

Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad.

Dad: Say Knock knock

Son: Knock Knock

Dad: Wh...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q:why did the chicken cross the road ?

Me : do...

Knock Knock

-Who's there?

Come in.

-Come in who?

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A tap, tap, tapping at my door

Knock, knock.

*Who's there?*

Control freak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see its smelly friend
Knock knock
Whos there...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

who's there?

to

to who?

to whom.

Knock knock

Who's there?
A door salesman.

Knock knock

Who's there?



Not Paul Walker.