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The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
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You said you would never forget.
Whose there?
9-11.
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU'D ...
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
9/11
"9/11 who?...
YOU: who's there
ME: I eat mop
YOU:______
Knock knock?
Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut ...
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Dr Who.
WHICH Dr ...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No n...
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
S...
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall...
Tyfe Who?
Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars ple...
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat m...
So I haven't seen any anti jokes here. Little b...
Knock knock
*Who's there?*
You
*[You who?](h...
"Why?"
To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock k...
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Another good joke.
Knock knock
*Who's there?*
Ala
*Ala who?*
A...
Dad: Say Knock knock
Son: Knock Knock
Dad: Wh...
Q:why did the chicken cross the road ?
Me : do...
-Who's there?
Come in.
-Come in who?
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Knock, knock.
*Who's there?*
Control freak.
...
To see its smelly friend
Knock knock
Whos there...
Knock Knock
who's there?
to
to who?
to whom.
Who's there?
A door salesman.
Who's there?
Not Paul Walker.