My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...)

Knock knock

*Who's there?*

Ala

*Ala who?*

Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound)

:P

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