Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

knock knock

knock knock,
whos there?
your ex wife
............

Micromanager

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Micromanager. Now, ...

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the poo...

Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade...

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?...

Nobel Prize

Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win...

You eat what?

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mo...

My most pretentious joke.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

T...

My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke

Her : Knock-knock
Me : Who's there?
Her : Iwann...

Knock Knock (you say: who's there)

I ate mop. (you do your part)

I'll give you a ...

Knock knock

Who's There?
Adjust.
Adjust who?
Adjust l...

Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya

Netanya who?

Yep... thanks Obama.

Knock Knock funny

Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed...

Knock Knock Joke

'Knock Knock'

'Who's there?'

'Atch'

'Atch wh...

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not ...

Knock knock

"Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"Knock ...

A normal knock-knock joke

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Are you."

"Ar...

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"
"Dave"
"Dave who?"
Dave had to h...

Knock knock/Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

knock knock

"Who's there?"
"KGB."
"KGB wh--"
[slap recipien...

Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy.

"A black guy who?"
"A black guy who doesn't pay...

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interup.....MOO!

Knock knock

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolish...