knock knock
knock knock,
whos there?
your ex wife
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The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
knock knock,
whos there?
your ex wife
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
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Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the poo...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
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Nunya who?...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mo...
Started the joke but just realized I didn't hav...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
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Me : Who's there?
Her : Iwann...
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I'll give you a ...
Who's There?
Adjust.
Adjust who?
Adjust l...
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Knock Knock.
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Who's there?
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
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"Who's there?"
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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
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Interup.....MOO!
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