Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

A man with short-te...

Knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

With.

With who?

Wi...

Nifties

I wrote a blog post about the history of knock ...

Why did Lucy fell over the swing?

She has no arms

*Knock knock*

Who ' s there ?...

Edgy Knock knock joke

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The pilot. Let me in

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend told me about this one a while ago

A: W...

knock, knock...........

HA HA, Made you look

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The pilot

Knock knock

Who's there.
Nobody.
Nobody who.













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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock Knock.

"Wh...

Heard this downtown.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"You forgot abo...

Too soon for a knock knock joke?

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"The pilot, let ...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
IP
IP Who

Haha...that...

Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl

a beautiful girl who?

that was already the jok...

THe newiest Knock Knock joke I heard.

- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- First pilot....

Knock knock...

Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKK...

Knock knock

Who's there?

The pilot, let me in.

About Lily

Probably a repost but I don't care:

Why did Li...

The man who invented knock-knock jokes...

He deserves a no-bell prize.

I'll see myself ...

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?
- It's the pilot! OPEN THE F**IN...

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me...

Knock knock Britney

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britn...

Knock knock. Who's there?

April Fool day :)

Knock Knock

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"The pilot, let me i...