Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

My most pretentious joke

-Knock knock

Who's there?

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To who?

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Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off!

Them: Okay.. knock knock

Me: Who's there?

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gilbert Melendez

Gilbert Melende...

Knock knock,

Who's there?
Harper Lee (Author of "To kill a m...

A classic among my friends

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allah.
Allah w...

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock.
Who's th...

Knock knock! Who's there? Hamlet.

Hamlet, who?
I can't decide.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Another dumb knock knock joke.

1: Knock knock.

2: Who's there?

1: Donald Tru...

My son's joke he just told me.

Knock knock.
who's there ?
Banana
Banana who ?
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Knock Knock

Walter White: knock knock.

Skyler : knoc...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who?

*...

Knock Knock

Who said you could come in?

My favorite knock knock joke

Knock knock:

Who's there

9/11

9/11 who

I...

Knock Knock!

*Who's there?*

Dwayne.

*Dwayne who?*

D...

My favorite knock knock joke

* knock knock
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My favorite knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

To.

To Who?

To *W...

Knock Knock! Who's there...

No one because you have no friends.

Knock knock

Knock knock knock

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

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Knock-knock. Who's there?

No, he's on first.

knock knock joke

"knock knock"

"who's there"

"jerry"

"jerry w...

knock knock......... who's there??

an old joke
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