My most pretentious joke
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-To
To who?
-To *...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
-Knock knock
Who's there?
-To
To who?
-To *...
He won the no bell prize.
Them: Okay.. knock knock
Me: Who's there?
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Who's there?
Gilbert Melendez
Gilbert Melende...
Who's there?
Harper Lee (Author of "To kill a m...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allah.
Allah w...
Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who's th...
Hamlet, who?
I can't decide.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Donald Tru...
Knock knock.
who's there ?
Banana
Banana who ?
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Walter White: knock knock.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allah
Allah who?
*...
Who said you could come in?
Knock knock:
Who's there
9/11
9/11 who
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*Who's there?*
Dwayne.
*Dwayne who?*
D...
* knock knock
* -whose there?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
To.
To Who?
To *W...
No one because you have no friends.
Knock knock knock
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Hurry up ...
No, he's on first.
"knock knock"
"who's there"
"jerry"
"jerry w...
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