Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cop car goes "wee!"...

Time for a police based knock knock joke.

PEW PEW PEW

it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!

knock knock!

knock knock

who's there?

europe

europe who

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A knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who? ...

chicken. knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to ...

Knock Knock

Whos there

Ellen

Ellen who?

Ellen Pao

Oh k ...

Knock knock

Who's there?
I need up!
I need up who?
Well go ...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not victoria

Reddit knock knock joke

Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchlin...

Knock knock.... (Who's there?)

Ellen Pao's Resume.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Grandpa"

"Wait, STOP THE FUNE...

Knock Knock...

...who's there?

Marmalade...

Marmalade who?

...

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Rain..

Rain who?
...

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms.

Knock Knock.

Who's ...

Knock Knock

Its the Spanish inquisition

I've got a good knock knock joke.

But you have to start it

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave breaking d...

Knock knock Who's there?

Yo mama

Yo mama who?

Yo mama so old she inve...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me

Me who?

Mew