A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cop car goes "wee!"...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cop car goes "wee!"...
PEW PEW PEW
it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!
knock knock
who's there?
europe
europe who
...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who? ...
Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to ...
Whos there
Ellen
Ellen who?
Ellen Pao
Oh k ...
Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.
Who's there?
I need up!
I need up who?
Well go ...
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because freedom rings
Because freedom rings.
Who's there?
Not victoria
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Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchlin...
Ellen Pao's Resume.
"Who's there?"
"Grandpa"
"Wait, STOP THE FUNE...
...who's there?
Marmalade...
Marmalade who?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rain..
Rain who?
...
Cause she's got no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who's ...
Its the Spanish inquisition
But you have to start it
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave breaking d...
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
Yo mama so old she inve...
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Mew