1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Donald Trump
2: Donald Trump who?
1: You don't know who I am!? DUMMY! LOSER! YOU'RE FIRED!
Note: Not terribly funny when read... but a good accent and a loud voice help sell the punchline.
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