Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

KNOCK, KNOCK... BANANA

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
...

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11

9/11 who?

You said you'd never forget...

another about blonde

knock knock..
-who's there..
-me!
-....me?

Knock Knock..

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Yes.

Knock knock

(....)
Interrupting journalist
(..
Bang Bang......

Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Ala

-Ala who?

-AKBAR

My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke.

Knock knock!

who's there?

Europe.

Europe who...

Knock Knock

*Knock Knock.*
Who's there?
*This bagel is for....

Freedom Knock Knock Joke

"Knock knock"

"who's there"

"freedom"

"freed...

Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock,
Who's there,
King Tut,
King Tut w...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.


*Knock Knock*
Who's...

Two Jokes: First - Why does little Stevie keep falling off the swing?

Because Stevie has no arms.


Okay, so... K...

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Allah.

Allah who?...

Whoever invented the "Knock-Knock" jokes...

Should get a No-Bell prize

Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?]

To get to the little bitch's house.

*knock, k...

Knock knock!

Who's there
Jehovah Witnesses
Jehovah Wit... ...

Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

She had no ar...

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Awful Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Didgerid
Didgerid who?...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Heisenberg

Heisenberg who?

I am...

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Horton heres a"

"Horton heres...