Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Armless Alice

Q. Why did Alice fall off the swing?
A. Because...

Knock knock

- Who's there?
- Juan?
- Juan who?
- I guess ...

Suzie Jokes

-Why did Suzie drop her ice-cream?

She got hit...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's t...

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Knock, knock. "Who's there?"

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So a man walks through airport security...

Man: Knock knock.
AS: Who's there?
Man: Alla.
A...

Knock knock jokes

Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2 people chatting.

"Why did the chicken cross ...

Why did the chicken cross the road

To see the ugly man.

Knock knock
Who's there?...

Knock Knock

"Who's There?"

"Bang Bang"

"Bang Bang Who?"

...

Knock knock

Who's there?
Probably a murderer because it's 2...

My favorite Knock Knock Joke.

"Knock Knock"

"who's there"

"I got up"

"I go...

*knock knock* Who's there? To.

To who?

To *whom*.

Knock knock. - Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

*Knock Knock* "Homer, It's me Death. I have come for your soul...

...says it right here on my list. I'm working m...

* Knock knock.

- Who is there?

* It's the police. We have re...

Knock Knock: Nutella

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nutella

Nutella who...

Not your average dad joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

To

To who?

To whom

Alzheimer's joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

To get to the other ...

A Faster Than Light Neutrino

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who?

How many Nunyas do you know?