Best Kids Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow
In...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow
In...
Last person on Earth...
Knock Knock..
Knock knock
Who's there?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows ...
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock kn...
who's there?
-it's a-me
-Amy who?
-it's a-me Ma...
Welcome to the quickee mart
Ric Flair WHOOO?!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who...
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
The police
...
Knock knock?
-whuz diz?
Opportunity
-nigga be l...
-Who's there?
-The interrupting Cow
-The inte...
"I thought you said you'd never forget...."
- Alla*who* akbar. **BOOOOM**
knock knock
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock...
Knock knock.
> Who's there?
Door inspector.
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I can't believe you felt for it :)
*Knock knock!*
"Who's there?"
"You know!"
"Y...
Me: Knock Knock
Other person: who's there
Me:...
Who's there?
Ye Old Lady.
Ye Old Lady Who?
N...
*long pause*
ding-dong ditch.
Frappe Frappe !
- Qui est la?
Losty
- Losty ...
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Who's there?
No one. You imagined the knocki...