...says it right here on my list. I'm working my way up & your next."
Homer: "Ok. Let me get you a beer first. You look tired."
Homer grabs a beer and puts some drugs in it. Gives it to Death and puts him to sleep. Homer takes the list and moves his name to the very top. Death wakes up shortly after.
Death: "That beer was nice. Thanks, Homer..You know what? Imma let you stay a little longer. I'm taking my list and start from the top."
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