Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock knock...

"Who's there?"

"Recursion!"

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Knock Knock?
Who's There?
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Knock knock
Who's there
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Knock knock. Who's there?

Yes ! Who is there!

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1)Knock knock.

2)Who's there?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands..

(the real punch line)
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Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who?

You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves.

Involuntary Owl

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Involuntary owl.
Invo...

[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Knock knock. Who's there?

Irish Jew, Amalié.

Amalié who?

Irish Jew Amal...

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dishes"

"Dishes who?"


"Dishes a very bad joke"


...C...

Knock Knock

-Who's there?

-Interrupting cow with an identi...

KNOCK KNOCK...

Who's there?
Kicks!
Kicks who?
Kicks Rond...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retards house.

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"Knock Knock. Who's there?"

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"Knock Knock"

"who's there"

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I know a really good knock knock joke!

However someone else has to start it

Knock knock

Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dunup.
Dunup who?

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Knock Knock

* Knock Knock
* Who's there?
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Knock knock...

Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?

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