Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Panther


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Panther.


Pant...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donovan!Donovan who?Donovan know


Knock KnockWho's there?Donovan!Donovan who?Don...

Bow


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Bow.


Bow Who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Quiet Tina!Quiet Tina


Knock KnockWho's there?Quiet Tina!Quiet Tina w...

Gorilla


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla Wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?De Witt!De Witt


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Knock KnockWho's there?Jaguar!Jaguar who?Jaguar nimble,


Knock KnockWho's there?Jaguar!Jaguar who?Jagua...

Knock KnockWho's there?Gladys!Gladys who!Gladys it's


Knock KnockWho's there?Gladys!Gladys who!Glady...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rufus!Rufus who?Rufus leaking


Knock KnockWho's there?Rufus!Rufus who?Rufus l...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wayne!Wayne who?Wayne are


Knock KnockWho's there?Wayne!Wayne who?Wayne a...

Knock KnockWho's there?Snow!Snow who?Snow use,


Knock KnockWho's there?Snow!Snow who?Snow use,...

Knock KnockWho's there?Chesterfield!Chesterfield who?Chesterfield my


Knock KnockWho's there?Chesterfield!Chesterfie...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bolzano!Bolzano who?Bolzano the


Knock KnockWho's there?Bolzano!Bolzano who?Bol...

Knock KnockWho's there?Virtue!Virtue who?Virtue get


Knock KnockWho's there?Virtue!Virtue who?Virtu...

Knock Knock 178


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Ti...

Jelly Beans


Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ke...

Knock KnockWho's there?Sherbert!Sherbert who?Sherbert forest


Knock KnockWho's there?Sherbert!Sherbert who?S...

Knock KnockWho's there?Value!Value who?Value be


Knock KnockWho's there?Value!Value who?Value b...

Knock, knock


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Knock KnockWho's there?Lee!Lee who?Lee'd on


Knock KnockWho's there?Lee!Lee who?Lee'd on Mc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Albee!Albee!Albee a monkey's


Knock KnockWho's there?Albee!Albee!Albee a mon...

Knock KnockWho's there?Teheran!Teheran who?Teheran up


Knock KnockWho's there?Teheran!Teheran who?Teh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Utica!Utica who?Utica the


Knock KnockWho's there?Utica!Utica who?Utica t...

Knock KnockWho's there?Orson!Orson who?Orson around


Knock KnockWho's there?Orson!Orson who?Orson a...

Remebre


will you remeber me tomorrow?
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