Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock KnockWho's there?Zinnia!Zinnia who?Zinnia on


Knock KnockWho's there?Zinnia!Zinnia who?Zinni...

Monica Who?


Mrs. Clinton: Knock-Knock.
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Jonny


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


Jonny.


Jonny w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Hope!Hope who?Hope you'll


Knock KnockWho's there?Hope!Hope who?Hope you'...

Knock KnockWho's there?Denver!Denver who?Denver the


Knock KnockWho's there?Denver!Denver who?Denve...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dora!Dora who?Dora wood!


Knock KnockWho's there?Dora!Dora who?Dora wood!

Knock KnockWho's there?Johann!Johann who!Johann a


Knock KnockWho's there?Johann!Johann who!Johan...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard Hughes!
How...

Knock KnockWho's there?Doctor!Doctor who?You just


Knock KnockWho's there?Doctor!Doctor who?You j...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jethro!Jethro who?Jethro the


Knock KnockWho's there?Jethro!Jethro who?Jethr...

Knock KnockWho's there?Walnuts!Walnuts who?Walnuts around


Knock KnockWho's there?Walnuts!Walnuts who?Wal...

Knock KnockWho's there?Phoebe!Phoebe who?Phoebe too


Knock KnockWho's there?Phoebe!Phoebe who?Phoeb...

Knock KnockWho's there?Maxine!Maxine who?Maxine the


Knock KnockWho's there?Maxine!Maxine who?Maxin...

Knock KnockWho's there?Leaf!Leaf who?Leaf me


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
P...

Knock KnockWho's there?Beirut!Beirut who?Beirut force!


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Knock KnockWho's there?Cello!Cello who?Cello dere!


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Gimmya


Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Gimmya
Gimmya Who?...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oliver!
Oliver who...

Ben


Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Be...

Knock KnockWho's there?Mort!Mort who?Mort to


Knock KnockWho's there?Mort!Mort who?Mort to t...

Knock KnockWho's there?Acid!Acid who?Acid down


Knock KnockWho's there?Acid!Acid who?Acid down...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thelma!Thelma who?Thelma your


Knock KnockWho's there?Thelma!Thelma who?Thelm...

Will You Remember Me....?


Will you remember me in 10 years?
Yes!
Knock...