Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!
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