Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Remember Me?


Will u remember me in a day?
Yes


Will u re...

Champ


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Champ.
Champ who?...

Apple Sauce


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


Apple.


Apple w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Darius!Darius who?Darius a


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Knock KnockWho's there?Les!Les who?Les go


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Knock KnockWho's there?Isaac!Isaac who?Isaac coming


Knock KnockWho's there?Isaac!Isaac who?Isaac c...

Knock KnockWho's there?Fiona!Fiona who?Fiona had


Knock KnockWho's there?Fiona!Fiona who?Fiona h...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cyril!Cyril who?Cyril nice


Knock KnockWho's there?Cyril!Cyril who?Cyril n...

Knock KnockWho's there?Gino!Gino who!Gino me,


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marvin!
Marvin who...

Yahoo & Excite (.com)


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Ya...

Blow


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Blow.


Blow who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Yoda!Yoda who?Yoda le


Knock KnockWho's there?Yoda!Yoda who?Yoda le l...

Knock KnockWho's there?Mao!Mao who?Mao'th of


Knock KnockWho's there?Mao!Mao who?Mao'th of b...

Knock KnockWho's there?Valencia!Valencia who?Valenicia dollar,


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Statue!
Statue who...

Knock Knock 193


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Whitney!
Whitney w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tarzan!Tarzan who?Tarzan stripes


Knock KnockWho's there?Tarzan!Tarzan who?Tarza...

Knock KnockWho's there?Heart!Heart who?Heart who


Knock KnockWho's there?Heart!Heart who?Heart w...

You


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


You.


You who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Ruth!Ruth who?Ruth of


Knock KnockWho's there?Ruth!Ruth who?Ruth of t...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jerome!Jerome who!Jerome where


Knock KnockWho's there?Jerome!Jerome who!Jerom...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ginny!Ginny who!Ginny a


Knock KnockWho's there?Ginny!Ginny who!Ginny a...

Knock KnockWho's there?Yukon!Yukon who?Yukom say


Knock KnockWho's there?Yukon!Yukon who?Yukom s...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mortimor!
Mortimor...