Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Yachts!Yachts who?Yachts up,


Knock KnockWho's there?Yachts!Yachts who?Yacht...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Prussia!Prussia who?Prussia cooker!


Knock KnockWho's there?Prussia!Prussia who?Pru...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alec!Alec who?Alec-tricity. Isn't


Knock KnockWho's there?Alec!Alec who?Alec-tric...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ike!Ike who?Ike-n't stop


Knock KnockWho's there?Ike!Ike who?Ike-n't sto...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ghana!Ghana who!Ghana dance!


Knock KnockWho's there?Ghana!Ghana who!Ghana d...

Knock KnockWho's there?Disguise!Disguise who?Disguise the


Knock KnockWho's there?Disguise!Disguise who?D...

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Banana
Banana
Banana
Knock-Knock
Who's the...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome...

Knock KnockWho's there?Fiddlesticks!Fiddlesticks?Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick)


Knock KnockWho's there?Fiddlesticks!Fiddlestic...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bitter Bianca!Bitter Bianca


Knock KnockWho's there?Bitter Bianca!Bitter Bi...

Knock KnockWho's there?Watusi!Watusi who?Watusi is


Knock KnockWho's there?Watusi!Watusi who?Watus...

Knock KnockWho's there?Heifer!Heifer who?Heifer cow


Knock KnockWho's there?Heifer!Heifer who?Heife...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kyoto!Kyoto who?Kyoto jail,


Knock KnockWho's there?Kyoto!Kyoto who?Kyoto j...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
N...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lionel bite


Knock KnockWho's there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lione...

Knock KnockWho's there?Desi!Desi who?Desi'gnated hitter!


Knock KnockWho's there?Desi!Desi who?Desi'gnat...

Luke


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


Luke.


Luke who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Pat!Pat who?Pat yourself


Knock KnockWho's there?Pat!Pat who?Pat yoursel...

Knock KnockWho's there?Hawaii!Hawaii who?Fine, until


Knock KnockWho's there?Hawaii!Hawaii who?Fine,...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rene!Rene who?Rene the


Knock KnockWho's there?Rene!Rene who?Rene the ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jessica!Jessica who?Jessica more


Knock KnockWho's there?Jessica!Jessica who?Jes...

Knock KnockWho's there?Senior!Senior who?Senior so


Knock KnockWho's there?Senior!Senior who?Senio...

Knock KnockWho's there?Glasgow!Glasgow who!Glasgow to


Knock KnockWho's there?Glasgow!Glasgow who!Gla...