Knock KnockWho's there?Yachts!Yachts who?Yachts up,
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The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
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Banana
Banana
Banana
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome...
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
N...
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who...
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony w...
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