Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!
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